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  • verysmalldeer:

    nevecampbell:

    I just wanna s*** some d***

    HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

    #dogs  
    16 hours ago   •   150,221 notes   •   VIA: cesfleursmaladives   •   SOURCE: vvhaleshark
  • vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

    vvhaleshark:

    he’s schwimming

    18 hours ago   •   139,039 notes   •   VIA: malligatorinator   •   SOURCE: felixjapan
  • tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

    19 hours ago   •   69,083 notes   •   VIA: broccoliking   •   SOURCE: functionallydisabled
  • It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

    19 hours ago   •   7 notes   •   VIA: coldswarkids   •   SOURCE: coldswarkids
  • coldswarkids:

    "that sunset is so beautiful that I want to make out with it."

    20 hours ago   •   283 notes   •   VIA: broccoliking   •   SOURCE: latkeprincess
  • latkeprincess:

    my aesthetic is HAVING HOT INTERNET FRIENDS

    20 hours ago   •   121,439 notes   •   VIA: broccoliking   •   SOURCE: mehr-henna-deactivated20121125
  • 20 hours ago   •   46,583 notes   •   VIA: catie-does-things   •   SOURCE: pyramidslayer
  • apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    apostlemage:

    pyramidslayer:

    look what you can buy

    There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    #i  
    22 hours ago   •   2,040 notes   •   VIA: thegestianpoet   •   SOURCE: ludvigstolterman
  • P.L. Stolterman

    1 day ago   •   8,379 notes   •   VIA: frogbum   •   SOURCE: ronpalsy2
  • highbmiguyy:

    Actually, the road to hell is not paved with good intentions. its unpaved. thats because the devil is a libertarian and believes that paving roads is not the publics responsibility and so far no third parties have had any interest in paving the roads anyway because the minimal unpaved approach helps enhance hells spooky ambiance.